Rulebook to dating
High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.
Anyway even the ones who haven't read the Girl's Rules don't want to date married guys so don't let her (or your wife) know.
Harlequin Romances isn't exactly going broke selling girls books about how a guy comes into the girl's life and does something as simple as fixing her car to make her life right and sweeps her off her feet.
You would be amazed at the "mileage" you can get just by taking her car down to the shop.
There's no law that says you actually have to follow through with the ceremony.
Plus, it takes an expert to tell cubic zirconia from a diamond, and if she takes her ring to an expert she clearly doesn't trust you and is a lost cause anyway.